excuse me from taking any more chances on those beds.
railroads are good enough for me.
advice to all people is, Don’t stay at home any more than
help; but when you have GOT to stay at home a while,
package of those insurance tickets and sit up nights.
cannot be too cautious.
see now why I answered that ticket-agent in the manner
at the top of this sketch.]
of this composition is, that thoughtless people grumble
is fair about railroad management in the United States.
consider that every day and night of the year full fourteen
railway-trains of various kinds, freighted with life
with death, go thundering over the land, the marvel is,
they kill three hundred human beings in a twelvemonth,
they do not kill three hundred times three hundred!